I don't see a glimmer of hope
God is in a glass jar
sucking himself off
and the cover is tightly locked
and the devil is not letting him out
and everybody is waiting for God
but God is just stuck in that jar
and his position now
is one of plain old humiliation
and I'll tell you something
I'm on the side of the Devil
for he has the muscle
and the look of determination
and his smirk spells defiance
so if you want to count me in
to destroy the world
just count me in.