She had watched Bert
flirt with his lovers
and then laying them all
She had watched Yitzchak
tickling and stroking
all the women his fantasy could imagine
and all the time
she was left out in the cold
till one day she scooped out
a bastard from the curb
and grabbed him to bed
and raped him
and then she felt
on par with Bert and Yitzchak
and when she met them
she pulled out a penis
from the hat
one that had
her name written
all over it.