Irwin did not write this line
Nor did Yitzhak write this poem
Baba did not make this rhyme
He would never write in such a tone

All the new lines have a purpose
Every phrase makes too much sense
This whole thing has too few curses
Not a thought on gals or gents

Death and sex are not the theme
No niggers, titties or obsessive fear
Consider this a refreshing scene
A friendly poem, that is not here.