Joe the composer Peed here and peed there In xylophone sounds With bells and gongs Spreading his water all about A fine spray Indeed Tom, also a composer Insisted with his melodies That to come down immediately And see his pee Would be worth The hurried endeavor The marvel Of it all While Fred Giving all the instruments An equal chance Spoke with constant rhythm At how jewels and gold And wonderful stones Emanated from his pee place. Causing the audience To applaud Thunderously.
Irwin R. Shaw - April 6th 1983
Joe the composer
Peed here and peed there
In xylophone sounds
With bells and gongs
Spreading his water all about
A fine spray
Indeed
Tom, also a composer
Insisted with his melodies
That to come down immediately
And see his pee
Would be worth
The hurried endeavor
The marvel
Of it all
While Fred
Giving all the instruments
An equal chance
Spoke with constant rhythm
At how
jewels
and gold
And wonderful stones
Emanated from his pee place.
Causing the audience
To applaud
Thunderously.