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he last time I saw her we were in bed
I nine years old and she sixteen
I wanted to do something sexual to her
but I didn't know exactly what
so I asked to at least see her cunt
although I didn't exactly put it that way
I am positive nothing took place
Yet I am left with the idea
that she wet the bed with her sperm
When we met again
I was sixty-three and she was seventy
And of course us old people
knew we missed a great opportunity
for truly we liked each other
Now she has Parkinson and shakes
And I have indigestion and fart

Irwin R. Shaw - November 17th 1993